Maid in a Wheelchair

Based on Germany 1995
Stone & Stone — Verliebt in Dich

Sound of spokes out on a spin
Early breakfast tray's brought in
Tea for me, a boiled quail egg
Then it's time for my morning prank
Sneak up on her as she leaves
Bide my time so quietly
Grab her thigh and shout out "hi!!"
Her startled yelp pleases me

Heh heh

Can she dust tall shelves?
No, she can not, but I make her try
Meanwhile I have fun
Hiding her broom just out of reach
Glassware and spoons to rinse
She smells like bleach and soap and fear
While making sure my sink's pristine
Then sweeps the corners of my house

Go on, maid in a wheelchair
Polish the frames, unclog these drains
Wash up the linen and iron those sheets

Although she can't use the stairs
Ground floor is clean, countertops gleam
The living room's tidy, the upstairs reek
Sometimes I feed her twice a week

Wages are not quite my thing
She gets paid in swiffer cloths
Why bother to learn a name?
I just call her 'Rosario'
Tuesday night, I'm feeling bored
I pour out marbles on the floor
Hiding out behind the bin
But she's nowhere to be seen??

Go mop, maid in a wheelchair
Scour these pans! Hear my command!
Backdoor is open - oh damn, she got free?

Come home, maid in a wheelchair!
Where did you go, I miss you so
I treated you well so why did you flee?
It’s such a mystery to me

You
Can battle stains so well
I am helpless now
So please return…

…hoooooome!
Maid in a wheelchair!
Dishes pile up! All out of cups!
Guess I've no choice but to learn how to clean?

Should have foreseen…(should have foreseen)... this shit
And locked her in... (and locked her in)... the loo