Based on Spain 1995
Anabel Conde — Vuelve conmigo (live version)
Time for our annual credo
It affects our libido - let’s not go that far
We need it for our ego
We’ll get into that later, but for now let’s scar
(Pang)
Those laughing in the dark
Those staffing this big ark
When? When? Just when will we know?
When? When? When comes the simulator?!
When? Show us the depot
Where we can heed - no, adore!
(Passive aggressive guitar solo)
We flood ESCNation
From the depths of São Paulo and from Canberra
All around we are preaching
We are not overreaching
Just want what is ours
We’re aching in the heart
We’re breaking - we’ll wage war!
Then, then, we’ll just use CAPS LOCK
THEN, THEN, SPELING MISTAKES R CALLED FOR
THEN NO PUNTUATION
AND WIERD USERNAMES GALORE - [R] EurofanTilDeath - 00:01:59
TEN (AND) TEN (TEN) FINALSITS TO GO - [R] StimulatorWhen - 00:02:04
TEN (AND) TEN (TEN) PLUS SIX AND THAN DOWN TO ONE - [R] ESCintifada - 00:02:10
(ZEN) ZEN GOOD FR OUR EGO - [R] GenevaFanBoy - 00:02:13
WEHN WE SIMULATE THE SCORES - [R] KillJuries - 00:02:18
(Ominous drums)
WHOA (BEN BEN BEN TUMMINARO) - [R] ESCJESCEDCFreak - 00:02:22
(BEN BEN WE KNOW YOUR LATS NAME AND MORE) - [R] Örnsköldsvik2024 - 00:02:27
BEN BEN BEN (BEN BEN WE GED OUR CROSSBOW) - [R] MirelaAEurovision - 00:02:31
(FINNISH SIMULATION OR) OH YEAH YEAH YEAH - [R] YeahYeahFire - 00:02:38
BEN BEN YOU MUST HVE SEEN NO - [R] Elodie_YouHouHou - 00:02:43
BEN BEN WE BARICADED YOUR DOOR - [R] WhatTheDuckMarios - 00:02:48
(BEN) BEN NOHWERE ELSE TO GO - [R] BenAdam - 00:02:52
NOW YOURE OUR OWN PROGRAMOR - [R] FrankNaefFan - 00:02:57
(Sound of fire lit in front of door)
(Trolls cheering)
(Dutch troll - likely enemy of Ben - exclaiming “JA!” (“YES!”))