Despicable Former Soviet Republics

Based on Turkey 1981
Modern Folk Üçlüsü & Ayşegül — Dönme dolap

🇷🇺 Russia's bad, already you knew that 🇷🇺
☭ Did you know the same for all ex-SSRs? ☭
🇧🇾 So, to start with, take the land of Agurbash 🇧🇾
🇧🇾 Swampy, isolated, has an autocrat 🇧🇾

🇰🇬 Bishkek busts all unbroken Sporcle streaks 🇰🇬
🇱🇹 Common cold assumed in Vilnius as a thanks 🇱🇹
🇪🇪 Tallinn is a hatching ground for dumb name bands 🇪🇪
🇱🇻 Woodchuck-costumed man is Riga's coat of arms 🇱🇻

🇺🇿 Can't find a gay bar on a Tashkent map 🇺🇿
🇹🇯 Dushanbe has its Islamic Jama'at 🇹🇯
🇬🇪 Sakartvelo's rich in grapes and ores, and still 🇬🇪
🇬🇪 Stubborn Georgians won't release their Abkhaz latch 🇬🇪

🇹🇲 Ashgabat sells you downmarket rugs 🇹🇲
🇹🇲 Gurbanguly rules, totalitarian 🇹🇲
🇹🇲 Mostly nicknamed in Turkmen as Arkadag 🇹🇲
🇹🇲 Recently he's sharing power with his son 🇹🇲

🇰🇬 Tian Shan Tagh, Himalayas but from Wish 🇰🇬
🇺🇦 Home broadcaster's background checks are negligent 🇺🇦
🇦🇿 Two lands will go apeshit over Karabakh 🇦🇿
🇦🇲 Empty rugged wasteland, is it worth all that? 🇦🇲

🇲🇩 Inept society of Chişinău 🇲🇩
🇲🇩 Binging YouTube clips all day of PashaCat 🇲🇩
🇰🇿 Still, above all, Kazakhs are the very worst 🇰🇿
🇰🇿 Way too often they would change their capitals 🇰🇿
🇰🇿 Nur-Sultan? 🇰🇿
🇰🇿 Astana? 🇰🇿
🇰🇿 🤯 🇰🇿