This Cute Dwarf Is Really Stubborn

Based on Germany 1991
Atlantis 2000 — Dieser Traum darf niemals sterben

I was sitting at a gay bar
Ordered strawberries and Champagne
And I felt like Julia Roberts
Though I knew I looked insane

Men were passing by me
Although none who would suffice
None who had the magic
No-one there to break the ice

Then without a warning
To my shock and great delight
Walked a dwarf right through the door
And he was Mr. Right

This cute dwarf is really stubborn
This cute dwarf is really keen
And his penis is enormous
Don't know if I can get it in

This cute dwarf is really stubborn
And he says his name is Dwight
He was so attractive
That I just fell in love and
Forgot about the height

Peeping perverts all around us
Stared and would not look away
So in no time we decided to hop in his Chevrolet

Back in my apartment
He performed so brilliantly
Tricks I'd never dreamt of
Or imagined there could be

He knew how to do me
Never felt this way, the same
Dwarfed all others with his charms
Put taller men to shame

This cute dwarf is really stubborn
This cute dwarf is really keen
And his penis is enormous
The biggest one I've ever seen

This cute dwarf is really stubborn
And I can't put up a fight
He was so attractive
That I just fell in love and
Forgot about the height