Hair Rejuvenation

Based on Denmark 2021
Fyr og Flamme — Øve os på hinanden

Oh God no what is that!?
Do I need to wear a hat?
My hairline is looking so thin and weak
Maybe it just needs a little tweak
Like a combover, that could work!
But what if the wind is strong!? Won't it look wrong!?

(You're going bald)
My hair is falling off, I'm freaking out
(You're - You're going bald)
My head was full of hair, but now it's barely there

Always had long glorious hair, now I show a lot of scalp
If I want to keep my mane I might just need a little help
Could a transplant be part of the solution? I want hair rejuvenation!

Toppik won't hide my spots
I'm just losing lots and lots
My head shape is not ideal, it's getting real

(You're going bald)
My drain is full of hair, what happened here?
(You're going going bald)
So I guess there's no way back, but I just can't let go

Always had long glorious hair, now I show a lot of scalp
If I want to keep my mane I might just need a little help
A toupée could be part of the solution? I need hair rejuvenation!

(There's nothing wrong with losing all your hair, now that is true)
(It looks good on Jason, Bruce and Dwayne, so why not on you too?)

Fuck it, why am I even pretending?

(Shave it off and then embrace it!)

I am bald and I am proud and now I want the World to see!
Being bald is not so bad when you're a friggin' hunk like me!
So I finally have a great solution: Don't need hair rejuvenation!