Based on Albania 2018
Eugent Bushpepa — Mall
One pretty charming hombre's tapped
Enticing looks, muscled, can travel tonight, huge dick
That's a great sign
His profile, hottest that I could see
Won't push off the bed for eating crisps on my sheets
Reasonably, that's not a risk I'd foresee
Must yell what happened then:
What have I done, I've let in a fraud
Opens a bag in front of my eyes
Lay's Super Chips, and begins to dine
I'm more than annoyed
My sheets are destroyed
Solution is one I cannot avoid
No other choice but to push him off
Do you recall I went once
For swim and tan
Home later noticed my toes had dragged the shore
The bed's full of sand
Tormented much more by crumbs while he's falling
Those are the source of nightmares and ants in beeeeeeuuugh
Semen on sheets, hand-washing cleans it with ease
Sweat can be just Febrezed
But my old washing machine
WON'T REMOVE TRANS-FAT TINT
Two metre fall
My bed is quite tall
Smash-landed on my pet porcupine
There was no chance
To survive that plunge
He's down on the floor
Unconscious and cold
But who will help now
And change bed clothes?
Doing those chores drives me up the wall
(wall)
(fall)
Bed's all soiled
(soiled)
Yeah...