Frickin’ Loreen’s Euphoria

Based on Israel 2020
Eden Alene — Feker libi

Frickin' Loreen's Euphoria,
We've all heard enough of you,
Frickin' Loreen's Euphoria,
Even Anton said sod you,

(Thomas G:Son, voilà...)

Once upon a time, I was looking for a rhyme,
Thomas G:Son, Thomas G:Son,
Sweden's favourite lyrics guy,

Victory on the mind, closed my eyes what would I find?
Need to seek a Melfest winner, but I just can't plagiarise...

Moooooooooooooore,
What does 'more' rhyme with, it rhymes with
Doooooooooooooor,
One verse out the way,

And 'do' rhymes with 'you', too,
I'm so ready for revenue,
Just need someone to sing this,
Who should I ask first?

Frickin' Loreen,
She's not afraid to sing this,
While dancing on the stage like a massive crab
Frickin' Loreen,
There's no doubt that she'll win this, But her fringe makes her look just like me in drag,

Frickin' Loreen,
You are the queen,
Of ESC,
In the current century,
Frickin' Loreen,
You caused a scene,
Not being mean,
But we're all fed up of you

(Now here's G:Son part två)

Oh no that's fake snow,
Only got one place to go,
Confetti-a confetti-a
Getting stuck right down her throat

Aaaaaaaaaaaaart,
Probably won't write fart, no we'll say
Heaaaaaaaaaart,
Chorus rhyming done,

Wrote this song in two minutes,
Critics say it can't not win this,
Sweden's unfinished business,
Has been settled by,

Frickin' Loreen,
She's not afraid to sing this,
While dancing on the stage like a massive crab
Frickin' Loreen,
There's no doubt that she'll win this, But her fringe makes her look just like me in drag,

Frickin' Loreen,
You are the queen,
Of ESC,
In the current century,
Frickin' Loreen,
You caused a scene,
Not being mean,
But we're all fed up of you

(Euphoriaaaaaaa)

Frickin' Loreen, you are the queen,
The whole of Europe loves you,
Frickin' Loreen, you are the queen,
The whole of Europe loves you

Frickin' Loreen, you are the queen,
The whole of Europe loves you,
Frickin' Loreen, you are the queen,
The whole of Europe loves you

You are the queen of ESC,
But we're all fed up... of you