Based on Serbia 2007
Marija Šerifović — Molitva
Jana Novotná
That’s when I first felt the tinglings start
I’d grown up with hockey
I wasn’t averse to a slick martial art
But oh when I saw her
Advantage the goddess owning the court
I knew I was smitten
Wasn’t just lust, my love was for sport
Elation, stimulation
Tennis tickles my sensations
Grunt’d aces, writhing faces
Strawberries & cream
Wimbledon
Let us honour Miss Navratilova
Martina
So God love her and whatever drove her
Billie Jean
Shook up the scene
Miss Fernández and Miss Mandlíková
Virago dreams
Played out by queens
Game set & match, won by an Amazon
Wimbledon
Instrumental
(URGHHHHHHHHHH!)
(THWACK!!)
(URGHHHHHHHHHH)
(THWACK)
(polite applause)
(Game Miss Šerifović)
(Change ends please)
Ovation, liberation
Tennis is my titillation
Double faulting, somersaulting
She’s got white pants on!!
Wimbledon
I assure you mine’s a sporting interest
Fifteen, Love
I am mainly focused on the contest
Thighs like steel (they for real?))
How must they feel? (they’re ideal!)
Rubbed together in a top seed meeting
Serena, (just let loose)
Your demeanour (score is deuce)
Vanquish Venus, she’s your (senior)
Wimbledaaaahahhhhhhhahhhhahaoohhhoooohhoooohhooohhh
Miss Mauresmo (out and proud)
Puts on her show (backhand’s loud)
Now my barley water‘s overheating
It’s what I am (wham and bam)
it’s my grand slam (oui Madame)
Now someone serve me with my dental dam!
Wimbledon
Tennis turns me
Turn on
Wimbledon