Based on Cyprus 1996
Constantinos — Mono gia mas
Waiting in the green room, I feel so damn tired
Still many songs to go, and I’m mainly bored
Suddenly there's a break, Ingvild is back on stage
She’s like a goddess of the new age
She looked at me and then said those two magical words
Hello Ingvild, robust chunk of hard Scandinavian ice
Your contempt for the Swedes is reflected in your bright blue eyes
You're the woman I need in my life: sexy with a hint of Nordic housewife
And so tough you would be able to kill a sperm whale with a knife
The show’s done, I’m free at last
Bought a dozen roses, I have to move fast
Found her in the phone guide, her house is close to here
I’ll be there soon with a giant teddy bear
When I arrive, she clearly snorts
And her face contorts
Ingvild, my dear, wanna be with you until we are old
As a sign of true love, take this ring made of steel and white gold
We can get married in Larnaca, I will allow you to invite your dad
Your parents can pay for the wedding, I want you to feel glad
*Now a small band appears and plays a romantic, yet cheesy melody while Constantinos strums on an electric guitar.*
Ingvild, my love, now you won't need to work ever again
You’ll be a trophy wife, I’ll buy you a brand new Porsche Cayenne
You’ll always have everything you need as long as you stay quiet and obey me
You'll raise my eight sons and a pet pig, my Ingvild, former Bryn
Soon you will be
Χριστοφόρου*
*Christofórou