Based on Yugoslavia 1990
Tajči — Hajde da ludujemo
*Svetlana takes a running jump and dives*
Then that splash, it was curtains for me
I somersaulted over but my closing was shit
There’s no chance for a prize in the pool
Bad mood, I splashed away
Reseen slow on the monitor
Here I’m prising pretty tricky goggles on
Frame by frame in unending strife
Big screens all recording my mess up
How did I not notice my open costume?
My breasts are breaking loose!
Slowly on screen
Buoyancy way misjudged
Total nightmare
Showing them ten-foot wide!
Apparently, I’m saying no to safety
Climbed up the highest stairs
Nigh on eight feet
Holding the rail be damned
Shown now panned out
Undressed as I took flight
Nervous hush swept up all around me
Then someone footed over, barking “cover your bits!”
In the fracas the scores had come through
Dragging me to last place
It’s been months since that awful day
Dreams of diving split half-twists still dogging me
Driving near where it all went on
Greeting me a board marked “Diving slut”
White as a sheet my hands are moist and twitchy
Why were these costumes here?
Oddly busy
Was it supposed to be?
Cloak and dagger
Curious, I parked the car
High on alert I wandered tentatively
Past semi-nude people
One winked at me
“Oh, you’re the spit of her!”
Shocked, but by now
I guessed what’s going on…
*porn star re-enacts running jump and dive*
Hollered on cue, she wore a token nightie
Fluttered as she flew down
Oiled and ready
Gorgeous but crucially
Doggy paddle?
Won’t miss a chance like that!
What do you know, I’m in that soaking outfit
Nothing not seen before
Coy yet heady
Voyeurs' new poster child
Photogragh signed:
Miss Swimorovara
Hehe x