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There once was a
Poor boy who's been
Called home right after school
On weekends, weird church stuff
But can it get more cruel?
Next I'll share some horrific ordeals
If you're squeamish, don't scroll down
I can show you a case of criminal neglect
Some denied food by their parents
Confined inside all day
Life-long scars, lunatic mothers on alcohol
Prolonged pain endurance
But one suffered worst of all:
X Æ A-12 Musk, name like when your cat walked on the keyboard
A Norwegian complicated tax form (Applying for a petty refund)
Read the Snellen Chart:
Only likely place you'd see that name on
Insult in Botswana if you speak ǃXóõ
A doctor's note
Stock exchange shorthand
Motor plate, Iceland
..A nondescript galaxy left unheeded..
..Predefined bluetooth SSID
Phone keeps trying regularly
Pairing through the thin apartment wall..
X Æ A-12 Musk
Squeal you make when stepping on a Lego
Budget airline gate num at the airport
(Passport control, then walk twenty miles)
Soap ingredient
3-D Battleship square code in Klingon
Meaningless text message from your aunt's phone
(It's never locked, makes calls from her bum)
Boy is screwed for life
(Trauma that can't be erased by doctors)
Life is just unfair
(Evil parents have carte blanche in name laws)
Try to get through
(Premium therapists with all his dollars)
Phone assistant refused
("Can't book with such name, computer says no")
Harshest child abuse of all