Based on Malta 1996
Miriam Christine – In a Woman’s Heart
http://escnation.com/mbnews/viewmsg.php?id=5366450
Author note: be careful what you wish for 😉
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Ingvild’s been running away from dawn till dusk
Κωνσταντίνος has been harassing her
Since she said hello, he lives in a blur
And I follow them, it’s like I am streaming
A bad Netflix show, that I am really hooked in
Ingvild on the run, stalker Cypriot guys are her peeve
Fighting for her life, to survive she now needs to leave
Otherwise, she will find herself married to him for life
And there’s just no way they can keep the flame alive
She seems so tired, Omega 3 would help
She’s just desperate, so she begins to yelp
No one helps her, Johnny and Mary stop
But Harrow ignores her, he’s in a thrift shop
In the airport now, she’s booking the next flight
No matter where to, she did not check, it’s all right
Ingvild on the run, imminent Brexit waits for her
“Where this plane goes to?”, she asks a nice ginger monsieur
“Nicosia? No! Was hoping for Pluto or beyond”
She is dejected now, she feels like she has been conned
Maybe she should give up
(succumb to euboria)
Well, he smells like a wet dog
But, then, his teeth are white
And his genetics seem just fine
Can do wooooooorse, much worse
Oh, wait!
He goes to meet her
Surrender!
No more on the run, Ingvild just settles for him
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
(Not Ryan Gosling)
The posh Cypriot guy is giving her a small package
Wonder what’s inside, antibiotics maybe? Don’t think so, no, no
(Want to see it now)
It’s a… it’s a…
(Just can’t believe it)
Skagen watch
This intends to be a tribute to all the non-finalists. There is a reference to each one of the non-finalists. Some of the references are more subtle while others are more in your face. Well done everybody, some true gems and some serious robberies there <3