Based on Norway 1982
Jahn Teigen and Anita Skorgan — Adieu
Winning? Sure sign of a jerk
Classy lyricists aim for bottom-place
Curling? Failed to take a deuce
Risky nose hit missed, went across the face
So I tried to boost my game with some help
Bought a substance from the deep dark web
But, unfortunately, it had side effects
There’s a voice in my head, gentle but complex
Square root minus one is i
Ponder on my knee, strum mathematically…
Psyche, mind and body
Purely intertwined, it’s philosophy
Up until the point you die, which is when
Wriggly worms consume your brains and then
We'll go watch Sanremo: 1982
Wriggly worms will sleep now... brains'll grow back too
A jerk