Based on Estonia 2026
Vanilla Ninja – Too Epic to Be True
"Cubetti Cubicù"
The catchiest of tunes
This pork by-product
Used in adverts last
In 2022
When I'm starting to question
My life choices and all
Midnight's past, but only song six
The guest acts continue
Number seven? Argh, more presenters
Now pubblicità, then I hear it:
"Cubetti Cubicù"
Itself an AL to
A 1960s Yé-yé song from France
Called "Zou Bisou Bisou"
But no, still not song seven
DJ spins by the pool
Wish that fucking cruise ship would sink
Just go home, Fiorello
Even Bugo left, he was clever
But it's all worthwhile for the jingle
“Cubetti Cubicù”
It's 3 A.M., we’re doomed
Let's call the dealers
Roll the note, drugs up!
Well, Måneskin did it too.
Revived a thousandfold
High time I had a go:
Ditonellapiaga… nailed it!
“I can't wait for the advert to come on!”
“Mph-mph."
"More Coke.” ( snorts )
“You’re missing the line like that!”
“I'll rerack it."
"These boobs won't stay still."
“Cubetti Cubicù” ( Song 30! Woopty-do! )
Was cheery, now I'm through
What started genius
Grown in annoyance
Repetitive half-tune!
( This song, ick! I feel sick! They're squeaky! )
We'll somehow AL through!
( Jump off bridge! Use arsenic! Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak! )
Cubicù genius!
San Remo lasts for hours!
Cool vibes' their better tune.
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( Singing harmonies: "R, A, 1" , "Ooooooo" )
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Pubblicità
( Cubetti Beretta Spot 2020 )
Crack eggs with regret but
This is on you
Ham-oniony texture
Reduces to goo
Laugh manically, there's
Aromas to challenge
Strong oregano
The key is disguising
“Daddy, Do you think it's food...?"
“Paul, what do we do...?"
“Eww, bits have turned to soup..."
“Form a splinter group ( ALL: ) Oh... er... it tastes so good!"
Cubetti Beretta. You have to see it... but you'll never believe it!