Based on Turkey 1975
Semiha Yankı — Seninle Bir Dakika
Centipede stuck in my bra
How did it get there, who knows
Bit me and then simply crawled back to sleep
While I'm awake in the cold
Ladybugs nest in my hair
Bullfrog just crapped on my knee
"Camping is fun, come and join!" my friends lied
Why did I ever agree?
The tent is a leaking pool
And my left shoe's full of bees
At least there's a lesson learned:
Centipedes are not for me
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Monkey-kind are not for us
They only see us and scream
Why do they even come here, dunno
They simply shun all our gifts
Just a wee nibble or two
They’re a sweet ‘Hello!’ from me
Ladybugs work tirelessly for you
Give a head massage for free
Like them, you reject the bees
Show you warmth, but they are shunned
The frog’s gift of poo repelled
Your disgust leaves us all stunned
And then you begin to kill!
No idea how we have earned
Your hate when for you we have,
Come what may, nothing but love
La-la-la-la-la-la-loooooove