Based on Switzerland 1992
Daisy Auvray — Mister Music Man
I saw an app called meowlr
And quite soon I'd swiped right
We both like pets, he's into costume design
Such a perfect man!
Met up at a diner for a date
I could feel the sparks
But by dessert
He smiled and leaned in closer
Whispering in my ear:
“What's your furry, m'am?”
Taken by surprise I lost my words
He said: “How 'bout next date at FurCon?”
“Then you can show your fursuit”
So now I must decide:
Am I a panda?
Black and white fur, quite well-recognised
Or a moray?
Slender and sleek
But might he still ask
“What's that furry, m'am?”
Could need something bit more obvious
Maybe just a sloth or sexy moose?
Might he be into antlers?
I don't know
Anthropomorph aphid?
A marmot or a beaver
How can I possibly choose?
Am I a camel?
Humps on my back, will he find that hot?
Or a swan-girl
Feathers on fleek
Though someone might ask
“Is that furry, m'am?”
Must start on my costume
But as what?
Bear, shrew or blue whale?
Or just a gnu
A raunchy brontosaurus
Is that me?
Axolotl? Starfish?
Amoeba, cow or tapeworm?
Maybe I'll just go for “girl”