Based on Estonia 1996
Maarja-Liis Ilus and Ivo Linna — Kaelakee hääl
She:
Just so you know, that the house
Is beautiful and sparkling
Kitchen floor is pristine
Mopping since five a.m., tonight: bouillabaise
Please stew, and keep the house clean
He:
I cannot be bothered
With her stupid cleanliness rules
Wash cod in the shower
Marinate haddock down the loo
She:
God’s sake, I just got home and see
Scaly skin on couches
Is he taking the piss?
Dover sole’s draped on boiler, such a bastard
Squid smeared on TV screen
He:
Ha! Also put plaice heads
In the duvet where we sleep, yeah
Sewed prawns into curtains
Hilarious deeds indeed
She:
Langoustines, stuffed down sofa
And some disgusting footprints
There on clean kitchen floor
I get he may be pissed off
But this revenge
Is really over the top
Argh, argh, argh argh
[A fish fight ensues]
Argh, argh argh argh
[A passionate kiss, covered in grossness]
Ohhh ohh ohh ohh
Ooh ooh, oh oh
Both:
Fish all over apartment
Quite the turn-on
Let’s make some marie rose sauce
Cook all the stupid fish, get back together
Change sheets and let this exhaust
I was wrong, you were right, but all the fish guts were just a bit extreme
Have dirty make up sex now, got some lube here: red mullet intestine
She:
No need to waste the fish, plus never realised
The fun one can have with prawns