Based on Germany 1972
Mary Roos — Nur die Liebe läßt uns leben
Few have seen me fully naked,
No man has ever seen my pride
My virginity is sacred
Piety, the faith is on my side
My father and my brother and the preacher
all said to me: "Girl, wait for Mister Right
Eventually you'll see that it is worth it
Save yourself, your husband will be hooked on it"
I was easily persuaded
After the promise they'd implied
If I remain uninvaded
I will be rewarded with a child
Thus my lust was armor-plated
Hymen intact, a pristine shine
Cultivated abstination
I would be by far the perfect bride
I waited, and I waited, and I faded
My youth went by and then my parents died
The church burned down, and as for my dear brother
He ran off with that two-faced preacher guy!
Few have seen me fully naked,
No man has ever seen my pride
My virginity was sacred
Piety, the faith was on my side
After due consideration
I found the answer on a site:
"Vaginal rejuvenation"
From then on, Saint Thomas was my guide
Now my private parts awakened
Pity, I'm 86 years old
Once a babe, but now deflated
Never mind, come on, enjoy the ride!