Based on Portugal 2008
Vânia Fernandes — Senhora do mar (Negras águas)
“Save Orangutans”
Empty words (with vague disclaimers)…
On the main drag, aiming for people with cash
Desperate, and in my hands is a clipboard
It’s for charity
Soon it’s apparent
Obvious, seems you’re all so suspicious
Shamelessly mad, I see this could fail..
On my heart, you must believe me!
I’ve a card machine
I read in a mag, it’s
Borneo and Sumatra
Where the last of these “baboons” survive
| We won't give a dime | |
| And what's more, | Don't you know, without dough |
| We think you're a sham! | They'll all die! |
| Aren't you aware, even now, | |
| They're so rare! |
So fill up my jar !
*shakes jar, enticingly*
“Penguins Will Die”
My other big, pavement dosh
There it sits, seducing crowds of my victims
A cute bird plushie
I read that by August,
All of the male ones
Swim out in the cold and die
| Oh surely you lie! | |
| Without a sound | |
| Yeah, they just drown | |
| This is so fowl! | |
| Not allowed! | They try to swim to ground |
| Shut this bitch down! | |
| But they die out at sea! | |
| We get it, we get it, call the police! |
I made this up, yes!
All this rubbish
Don’t care that it’s just all a lie!
| Secure her arms tight! | |
| Her legs, her head, hold her down! | Oh let me go, I've got things to buy! |
| Take this disgusting woman away! | Stealing earns me a trip to Dubai |
And soon a ... new car!
Get the feathers and tar!