Zero and Counting

Based on Sweden 2008
Charlotte Perrelli — Hero

Everyone has a vagina
People with penis exist
Shove it or take it, or rub it or fake it
You've done everything you please

Candles on cake have been thirty
In my mind sex seems right yes I know
Can't wait no longer
Getting harder and harder
Knowing I gotta get more

Oh, my body count
Stays the same, it's a zero
Virgins unite
Oh, lonely at night
Doesn't make me a hero
Paying ain't right!
This is a story
Of drought and self loathing
Only virgins can tell
Oh, pick me I'm fine
You've done worse, maybe better
Love, wo bist du?

Third base feels so terrifying
Don't know why in my world it's unknown
Oh, fake till I make it
Embarrassment- shake it
Gotta dig deeper in me

Oh, my body count
Stays the same, it's a zero
Virgins unite
Oh, lonely at night
Doesn't make me a hero
Paying ain't right!
This is a story
Of drought and self loathing
Only virgins can tell
Oh, pick me I'm fine
You've done worse, maybe better
Love, wo bist du?

(You'll survive)
I will survive
(You'll survive)
Zeroes one day will stand strong
I know I'm bound to find true love

Walk in spotlight
I'm done being a zero
Can't hurt my pride
Oh, hold on be strong
I am thanking Maria
Knew she was right!
(This ain't a story
of fear or self pity)
Self hate goodbye!

Oh, wasn't a shame
But it ain't 'more a zero
Love, there you are!