Schrödinger’s ALC

Based on Norway 2016
Agnete — Icebreaker

Can’t decide
How much to give the one about trans rights
Made me cry
But I laughed more at “Wheelchair Cleaners”

“Night of the Long Knives”
Turned out to be surprisingly quite light
"Gina Genocide"?
The tragic genocide of Ginas

ALC's the toughest that it's ever been
Poetry and porn, making my head spin
Heart and loins won’t join the same page
Votes change

We’ve got a tone problem
Feelings jump from hot and horny
Straight to mourny

Tone problem
Don’t know which one I’ll support more
“DONG” or “End War”

Some lyrics stray
And end up going in a different way
"It's Getting Harder"
Went from erections to depression

Torn between "Dad's Wake" and "Wanking"
...Ranking

I’ve got a dilemma
Tried to ask my shoulder devil
So unhelpful

Tone problem
“Preggo” came before “Abortion”
(Worst way to draw them)

Walked on eggshells to review
“An Addict's Truth” alongside “Eat My Poo”
What were the odds they’d both choose Dai li dou‽

Mind made up
Giving 12 to “Find My Daughter”
10 to “Slaughter”
Good enough

Solved ALC's tonal issues

💧 OHHHHH 💧

Pass the tissues

Mind made up
Giving 12 to “Porcine Porker”
10 to “Dwarf Squirt”
Good enough

Solved ALC's tonal issues

💧 OHHHHH 💧

Pass the tissues