I’m In A Meditative State Right Now

Based on Israel 2023
Noa Kirel — Unicorn

Ohm, this is not the time for talking
Ohm, you can sit here but don’t ask me Q’s
No, not cos Loreen just said so
I’m not gonna do it, won’t do it

Ohm, I don’t wanna brush your garden gnome
To redecorate or paint your home
I’m not gonna file your nails, no
I’m not gonna do it

I’m in a meditative state right now
I can’t do your chores
I’m in a meditative state right now
Just leave me alone
I’m just breathing in and breathing out
I’m busy, man, if there was any doubt
A meditative state right now
A meditative state right now

When you ask me shit to do
And then call me lazy
I have now found the best excuse
Some Eastern voodoo
You can’t call me lazy now!

I’m going to meditate, meditate, meditate now
Meditate, meditate now
Meditate, meditate, meditate now

I’m in a meditative state right now
Can’t look for your phone
I’m in a meditative state right now
Water your own fern
Won’t make you a snack, or go to town
Refill your cup, or help turn up the sound
A meditative state right now
A meditative state right now

I’m going to meditate, meditate, meditate now
Meditate, meditate now
Contemplate, reflect, breathing in and out
I’m going to meditate, meditate, meditate now
Meditate, meditate now
Chores? No, I’m not keen​
A profound calmness

Won’t help you refinance
I won’t teach you tapdance
I’m in an abstract trance!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Breathe in!

(...)

(Not going to... Yay!)
(Not going to... Yay!)

No to chores!
Mop no floors!
Close the stores!
Messy drawers!

Just breathe in and out...