Based on Turkey 1996
Şebnem Paker — Beşinci mevsim
Though it is Euroweek, can’t let your fitness slip
Even when you’re a Euro Fan
If only there’s a gym, that lets you mix the two
Well have I got good news for you!
Health for you, fitspo too, do not wait longer
Come sign-up, then warm-up, it’s just five dollars
Welcome to Eurogym, come get your workout in
Our trainers you should know well
This is the Eurogym, now let the tour begin
Then take the package you prefer
We’ve Alice Babs on abs, Bob Benny on the bench
Get in your sit-ups with Çetin
Learn Poli’s pullup form, join Tajci’s Tai chi group
Pilates led by Pollapönk
There’s Sarbel, on barbells, come tell him Yassou
Tereza will make sure you’re on the treadmill
Just push on through the pain
You’ll soon leg-press Loreen
Try lift our Koit-tle bells
Yoga with Yohanna, Elpidalliptical
Trintje will make your triceps swell