Based on United Kingdom 1968
Cliff Richard — Congratulations
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[March 1, 2020]
on your vacation!
You really think it’s safe to go to Italy?
Sure, what’s the worst scenario one could foresee?
[March 9, 2020]
Would you believe the streets are all empty and abandoned…
of course they quarantined me as soon as the plane landed
Hey could you text a selfie with that famous statue?
No, they won’t let you
go out of your room!!!
[March 13, 2020]
Now I’m a patient
That’s just fake news...
This bug harms just the elderly
Your room is full of souvenirs!
grab some for me!
[March 18, 2020]
My phone says weather in Milan this week’s been sunny
I hadn’t noticed, because I’m focused on recovery
[March 19, 2020]
Your vacay got me in the mood to book my own trip
It’s on a cruise ship!
I’m ready to sail!
Mom, you must rethink, now’s the time to act safely!
It’s just a Communist Chinese conspiracy
[March 23, 2020]
Mom, how’s vacation?
I want a full refund, been treated unfairly
How could I know that we’d
be stranded out at sea!