Based on Switzerland 1992
Was watching Eurovision
When to my big surprise
I felt a bomb explode
In between my thighs
San Marino Man
Buzzing like a bumble
Who are you?
Is this what they mean
By coup-de-foudre*?
Oh you'd be perfect for me
Even though you're off-key
San Marino Man
With your dated song of yesteryear
Chills are taking over me, my dear
Monsieur, take me in your arms
Teleport me to Mars
You're such a delight
I'd sure love to call you anytime
Vision in white
Go sway those hips, you're so god damn fine
San Marino Man
Humming like a bluebird
Who are you?
Is this what they mean
By coup-de-foudre*?
I crumble when you're counting in Turkish
Oh gosh, you're so quirkish!
Monsieur, I am so lonely
Please, don’t take it slowly
You're such a delight
I confess you got me in a stitch
Vision in white
Think you could fall for this skinny bitch?
San Marino Man
Growling like a watchdog
Who are you?
Is this what they mean
By coup-de-foudre*?
I hear that you're a dentist?
Rescue me
Come, fill my cavity!
Monsieur, fata morgana
Make me say na Na NAAAAAA
*love at first sight