Based on Greece 1981
I don't know how to ride a bike
A bicycle, you got that right
My legs go fuzzy, go on strike
They'd much prefer taking a hike
Silly, some people don't believe
That I'm still not able to achieve
What kids can do, they've got technique
While I've got training wheels at thirtythree
I don't know how to ride a bike
No balance, it is quite the sight
I must've tried a thousand times
It's time to quit, give up the fight
*cries*
My girl proposed a city trip
"Want to see Utrecht?" - is she sick?
Can't stay upright in spinnin' class
The land of biking is too much to ask!
I don't know how to ride a bike
I'll never know what it is like
I'll buy myself a tricycle
Laugh all you want, don't care at all