Based on Serbia 2022
Konstrakta — In corpore sano
"Paris departing now from platform ten"
My reservation in the name of Madam Marchal
Quiet location
Organisation of work systems makes my life full
With no vacation
(She's an organiser)
Smelly man
And he's exuding tobacco, shouts "I need beer!"
So I cough
And ever so forcefully tapping sign which says:
"Please note kindly: QUIET ZONE so please keep all your noise down" but he carries on
So I call the guard as I'm keeping up my thin-lip glare
He says as he's dragged away "Sorry madam, sorry grand-mère!"
The silence is restored, so let's get working:
Gantt chart shading, spreadsheet making
Flow chart flowing, nev-nev-nev-never slowing
Task assigning
Audit tracking - someone gets a firing…
Then I'm distracted by a noise:
On speakerphone to his assistant
Is a man who's very chatty so I gently pass him
A small card: "Please don't use the speaker"
Quickly screwing up the card, he loudly carries on regardless so I deploy
All my force
Write down his boasting of how he conned employers doing all this false accounting into
His own accounts
"Oh don't worry darling - on my way to tell her
I'm gonna leave her for you sexy lover
I'm gonna move us to Aruba"
So I set up:
My computer, onion router
Prosecutor of this looter
(Steal his future)
I'm untraceable
I'm hacking banking details (And he's still talking)
So many texts too (And he's still talking)
And downloading all the money files (And he's still talking)
Treasure trove of all his data flows (And he's still talking)
Let's mine all this data, let's get working
Audit scanning all his banking
Flow charts showing cryp-cryp-cryp crypto flowing
Lovers' meetings
Wikileaking all the sordid details
(Adultery scandal and corporate scandal)
(Adultery scandal and corporate scandal)
He sees online scandal, it’s going so viral
Then he is sweating, and turns beetroot red
Boss on email informing she fired him
Wife on speaker declaring she left him
Cops are here, embarking, they see him
At his seat, they swiftly arrest him
I get back to work