Based on Sweden 2016
Frans — If I Were Sorry
Most fans give me rubbish, not a B&B
Free house in the Pyrenees! 🥳
Been a long day moving…
🧱 Mira l’interior 🧱
What the fuck was that?!
Heard someone calling, but no-one’s here - I’d notice
Must be ‘cause I’m tired… 😴
🧱 Mira l’interior 🧱
Oh god, I’ve lost my mind!! 😵💫
Checked the house, all doors are locked
Did I maybe leave the TV still on?
Nope, it’s still boxed
A voice calling in my brain
Just when life had gone to plan 🙁
More craziness to hide
Lest I become “that nutter Frans”
Best just ignore it
Forget all this by morning
The walls weren’t talking! 😄
🧱 Mira l’interior 🧱
Shut up walls, I haven’t lost it!!
I’m just exhausted!!
Unless… you’re haunted?
Woah 😦
I called my friends, prepped the séance room
Unpacked the snacks, but the ghost didn’t boo
Maybe now it’s over…?
🧱 Mira l’interior 🧱
Too late, you missed the séance 😒
Those nuts and Twiglets are long gone
Crossed to your netherworld
🧱 Mira l’interior 🧱
Perhaps it’s just the pipes…?
Sounds so odd, but might have clogs?
In the morning I should ring a plumber
Pipes might need a flush
It’s just loud plumbing 🥴
I’m choosing not to worry
Of course it’s nothing…
🧱 Mira l’interior 🧱
Who’m I kidding? It’s not stopping
The walls are talking
Poo 🙁
I wish they had to put up signs
When buildings have poltergeists
S’pose it’s partly me to blame
That fan had crazy in their eyes
With homes this old, it’s no surprise
From ancient 2005 😵
Guess I’ll just learn to live in fear
Or act as if there’s nothing there
That crack needs caulking…
🧱 Mira l’interior 🧱
Do I hear knocking?! 🤯
🧱 Mira l’interior 🧱
There’s someone walled-in!!!
A dusty golden siren
Hold on whilst I smash this wall!!!
🧱 Irradia pow? 🧱
You’re safe now, lady! 😀
Freed from that wall cavity!
Want a cup of tea?
And then we’ll rescue
Anabel Conde too 🙂