Based on Sweden 1991
Carola — Fångad av en stormvind
Dating's never been a breeze
Most guys can be such tools
Am I hard to please?
Then I thought I'd found the one
We DMd on Instagram
He was funny and a charm
We decided that we should go on a date
Meet each other
And decide if we should mate
But he smells just like a wet dog
When he sweats
And it's making me upset
Never heard of this condition
Smelling like a canine
Isn't cool
That's what we were taught at school
His pics were "drool"
But now I feel a fool
I tried breathing through my mouth
And shut my nose completely when he's around
(When he is around)
But that was folly on my part
It made my throat so dry
Couldn't speak, but I did cry
Then I sat him down and told him how I felt:
"Dawg, it's not just sweat, but also your shite breath"
Ugh, he smells just like a wet dog
When he sweats
Deodorants don't seem to help
He tried each brand that was on offer
Is he partially canid?
I don't know
Candidly, I like him so
But the scent is killing me so slow
It's gross and foul
The fragrances that this man emits
What is he eating
That would lead
To smelling like a pet?
Sad he smells just like a wet dog
Smells just like a wet dog
(When he sweats!)
And it is a nasty pest
Thought he was the
One for me, but,
He smells like a wet dog
Most the time
No, no, no
That isn't fine
It's neither cool
I was taught that at school
(Smells just like a wet dog!)
Ew, he smells just like a wet dog
Woof!