Radio Contest

Based on Cyprus 1987
Alexia — Aspro mavro

“ring ring” Oh fuck who’s calling at this hour!
a radio contest? and a guessing game?
Cool! I’m in! And what should I guess?

“a movie title, and the hot lead actor
and a weird substance that is coming from deep space”

ok, gimme clues!:

“Save the planet
Thinking of “Barbie”
And don’t forget your face”

Astro Narco
one of the Hemsworths
and Covid 19

Did I get at least one thing right? So can I go on?

Astro Nauta
with Liam Hemsworth
and Covid 26

I must confess I went to see that movie
but on my way I saw a hot blond jock
who, shamelessly, was up to mischief
forgot the movie when I saw his boner
and he’s been here between my legs ever since oooh

Astro Nasa
one of the Ryans
and Waves from The Big Bang

Astro Pargo
with Ryan Kwanten
and X Rays from the sun

Hey, am I still in the running? What did I get right?

Astro Embargo
with Ryan Hansen
and alien Gamma Rays

Even though the blond jock’s mouth and right hand
are busy right now
with the left one he is pointing at pages of one of my books!

Astro Phausto
with Ryan Eggold
and a huge meteorite

Astro Phargo
with Ryan Reynolds
and Project Almanac

I am throwing a Hail Mary and see where it lands!:

Ryan Gosling
hotter than ever
and let’s say astrophage

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