Based on United Kingdom 2025
Remember Monday — What the Hell Just Happened?
Twenty twenty-two
It started out so well but
Ferrari, all in red, would soon be blue
Always spinning, never winning
Charles Leclerc's like:
What the hell, Verstappen?!
What the hell just happened?!
That's why no one likes you
Broke a wheel, lost a wing, scraped the paint
When he drove straight into my rear
Oh, what a clown, I don't know how on earth
He's had a number one career
Look, there’s no doubt:
He refuses to keep it clean
Causes controversy
What the hell, Verstappen?!
What's up with this madman?!
Forced me off the track, unprovoked attack
Lost it all in 2 0 2 2
Watch your back, Verstappen
I'll do better next year...
What a mess, we regressed, so much stress
No progress, got stuck in first gear
Him, he had pace, that smug face won every race
And me? Just sweat and tears 💦
Feeling I’d rather have been dead, oh
Wishing that my car wasn't red, oh
Thinking I want to punch his lights out
Wait!
Huh.
What just happened…?
📱
WhatsApp from Verstappen
Now I'm at Verstappen's
(Wow)
Let's just see what happens...
(Who knew?)
It’s crazy but it's true
Says he thinks I'm cool
And he likes me that way - woo-hoo!
(Only one thing to do)
Maybe soon we'll meet again
Spraying our champagne
In the cockpit or pit lane?
Now I've had Verstappen
I’m starting to like him...