Based on Claudia Faniello – Caravaggio (Malta NF 2008)
I can't believe I am in jail
As a criminal I'm a fail
And it's because a small detail
Some jerk called JesMan outed me
With a Sebastian, who is he?
In some kind of lyrical spree
I am Faniello
The cruel jigsaw killer, Faniello
Rotting in prison, I have discovered a new pastime
Playing with colours, Faniello
I paint portraits, all in yellow
Of all the people that harmed me in some way
Fabrizio looks nice without head
Chris and Moira's colour is red
They'll look better after they'd bled
What can I say about JesMan?
For him I have a special plan
That includes his friend Sebastian
Fear me! Faniello!
Painting cursed pictures of your death throes:
Poisoned with cubed hogs… trampled by bullfrogs… slipped up at work…
Thought Balkan lynxes were just fiction…
Buoys exploded under friction…
Shopped at Lidl, went home Riddled with budget germs…
>:D
The guards say no more paint till I learn to behave :(
Too bad Fabrizio can’t help
Newsflash! Ira Losco
Washed up in pieces around Gozo
Killer’s still out there, means I can go home! And paint!! Huzzah!!!
Wrote to my brother, “I’m in trouble”
Hoped he’d send pencils… this is better
Deaths on canvas feel so lifeless… let’s make real art!
Killing with teamwork!
And secret weapons…
Scrotal paintballs!