Drawing Songs in the Sand

Based on Hologramme — Avec des gants (France NF 2000)

The sea is warm and lovely
My friends are calling me to swim
I don't care

Got 26 great topics
They're all to do with what I've grown
To love beyond repair

People stare, but I don't give a fuck
A stick I found will do
An easy art

Drawing songs in the sand
Carol zorbs out of hand

A gashing leaky tap

Big intestine colonoscopy x-ray

 

Katarína's begun

Lavish shoes, not for run

Next me's a better man

Nice words in Maltese

 

[beach visitors shocked, cover their children's eyes]

 

Laika's launched towards her death in space

Tynna goes to undo the open door

 

Drawing songs in the sand
Writer's block wasn't planned

This crossword is too hard

Kirsten's spiky hair's more chic than Beyoncé's

 

Perfect-ish Mr Right

Cleaning mess after Kaj

They called a FAULT! It's not.

Crap au-pair, quels cons

 

(Did you draw hell?) Almost: a Toblerone

(What is this weird flag?) A poopy Montesong

(Wait, who..) A naked Måns

Lovely Måns!

 

Hæmmorrhoid succulant

The best island of Netherlands

How the BBQ went wrong at the buffet

 

Emu??

Ostrich, but close enough
Useless mousey trap won't work

 

I can't draw, but had fun.

"Andy, thank you!"