Based on Pay TV — Trendy Discoteque (MF 2004)
*dramatic sighs with each passing set of votes*
It's looking very bleak
Was having so much fun
But now it's all tragique
Slight state of panique
Have to write another one
I've died and gone to hell, Gods of AL
Please hear my desperation
I've got no inspiration
Mousetraps, leaky taps
It's AI's fault, I dream about pissflaps
Colonoscopy
I'll gladly pass that one to the next me
Naked Måns? *wauw* Clever you.
Carl-Hortense? *wauw* BBQ!
Have you seen Mr Right
We met at Club Croccanti
A travellalalala in designer shoes
Real ostrich, made by Hasprova
I seek new employment
Fly to Curaçao (or Indiao)
Missed a DM on Twitch
"Let's all do Carol Rich"
My social critique
Should maybe had a bit of tongue in cheeque
With a minor tweaque
It could have come across a bit more sleeque
Still I won! *wauw* Hu? Oh yeah!
Hedlund on! *wauw* Hu? Hurrae!
Calm down, Beyoncé
It doesn't come with a golden trophae
*sighs in desperation while printing shirts to at least get something out of it*
You love a good cross word?
I'm pretty poop at them
I'd rather fact check Laika
Or drown in sand of Saba, because
I suck at this game
EC Hall of Fame
I'm moving up the EC Hall of Fame
I feel like Loreen
A second title after a decade
Sashay or shantay?
It's all about the journey anyway