Based on Greece 1995
Elina Konstantopoulou — Pia prosefhi
This untold story originates in ‘82
Maltasong held in Valletta
Lost forever...
A band of five from Ix-Xagħra
Lead vocals sung so well by
A young girl called Fifuccia
Their victory: runawayed
Won the ticket to Eurovision
In quaint Harrogate
Club Croccanti
Became the hope of an entire nation
Club Croccanti
Performed a bop titled Lesbos
Chasing their dream
But when the voting reached its culmination
Club Croccanti
Had just received a mere four points
So why have you not heard about them?
And why did they fail so bad?
Lost rumours carried whispers
They did something on that stage
So vulgar and obscene they next day…
…were disqualified
Club Croccanti
They swore their innocence, but no one listened
Club Croccanti
Even Jan Leeming was appalled
Viewers threw fits
The BBC had to take drastic measures
Club Croccanti
Had to be wiped from history
Aaaaaaargh!
Club Croccanti
They were deleted from all extant footage
Club Croccanti
The voting sequence was reshot
Retcon achieved
The other artists banned from speaking of them
Club Croccanti
Yet all they did was to sing fuq
