Satisfying Deaths

Based on Portugal 1966
Madalena Iglésias — Ele e ela

Liberally
Takes the bring-your-child-to-office work policy
Vivian upsets her colleagues, "ain't he adorbz"?
Boy hits a wrong switch, ejecting mum
From tenth floor
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Alan prevailed
He's elected in, the far-right lobby availed
Doctors got deported with no cause overseas
Can't consult his tick bite and then died
Lyme disease
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Saul shouts at waiters
Off-menu orders
"Sole meunière, faster!"
Sent plates back four times
Caught salmonella, was under-fried
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Sophie felt safe when
Trans banned from toilets
Then on her way home
Predator caught her
Whom she considered as a real guy
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Simon's okay
With how his foie gras's produced, enjoys his pâté
Liver has erupted after one hefty course
Overstuffed himself until he died
Fed by force
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Bella is an
Influencer housewife of traditional ways
"Wash your house, make sure your man adores every dish"
Caught him buying pizza - angered, died
As I wished
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Show no regret for Anton's misfortune
"World needs more babies", anti-abortion
Froze in a tent, now rent's overpriced
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Nor for the next one, my flatmate Amber
Leaves no hot water, shower offender
I tried to tell her, heard no reply
Got legionella from the hot pipe
This one has made me most satisfied
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