Based on Croatia 2005
Boris Novković feat. Lado members — Vukovi umiru sami
Note: This AL is based on true events
I went to play paintball with my friends
That looked like a bad plan from the start
Too much testosterone for my taste
I really hate violence
As I joined the battlefield, I felt so scared
Fear probably showing in my eyes
My friend David seemed to notice it
So, he just aimed at me
Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain in my crotch
A paint ball had impacted on my junk
hitting right in the middle of my sack:
Testicular Armageddon!
And meanwhile, I did let out a high-pitched scream
That it could be heard even in Brazil
I saw David mocking my agony
He’d used my balls as his target
Defeated, I collapsed on the ground
My hands cupping my still aching nuts
With much effort, I stood up again,
showing some dignity
Afterwards, I went to the loo to assess
the damage inflicted to my genitals
My shriveled balls looked as red as cherries
Hope amputation’s not needed
(aching balls, hurting balls)
(nuts were crushed, nuts were cracked)
(mushy peas, scrambled eggs)
(manhood killed!)
This is just (David hit him in the balls)
The worst ever punishment for a man
I hope this does not affect my sperm count
I still want to be a father
And there’s just one thing I want to do now
I want to kick David's balls hard
(sweet revenge!)