Based on Lithuania 2022
Monika Liu — Sentimentai
Leaving home
I went to see the Wall of China
It was great until
Someone looked at
Me and said
“Jìnǚ”
Ethiopia
One called me “galemota”
How I wish I wasn’t
A skillful polyglot abroad
Traveled far, but Earth is just full of bitches
Wish I didn’t know what they said
All I want to do is go spend my riches
Now I save my money instead
Latin girl with such a grudge
But do I know your language?
¡Quizas!
I, a gringo, knew what you meant
The day you called me a “puta”
“S̄op̣heṇī” I heard in Thailand,
Slapped her with my hand
Could I just ignore them?
Not me, not me!
Even grand New Zealand is full of bitches
Clerk, she says “kairau,” and I cry
Punched her in the face, now she needs ten stitches
Wish those cunts would fuck off and die
Fuck those international rude, mean bitches
Stayed here in the U S of A
Hot Hawaiian sand and the staff speaks English
All vacations should be this way
[Looks towards the beach]
[Sees a bartender gesture to her and say “wahine ho’okamakama”]
[Seethes, plans nasty note to the manager]