Based on Germany 1985
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Lamb kidneys, marmite, gelatin,
white beans on toast, scones, clotted cream
That's what you British like to call cuisine
and deem yourselves supreme...
Eastenders, Pointless, Doctor Who
and Antiques Roadshow, nothing new
A boring routine Brits are stuck into,
so here's what you should do
Join the EU!
We're dynamic, hold the future in our hands
Innovation, we are the pioneers
Join the EU!
Get a seat back at the table again
Drink German beer and greet our queen
Join the EU
and your labor shortage soon will be resolved!
Easy travel without a border queue
And cheaper food!
Have our dairy products served once again!
Eat feta cheese, enjoy our brie
It's only now that you agree
that Brexit brought you misery
You need the mainland and our harmony
So pay this giant fee
Join the EU!
Join our union, travel wherever you want
Pack your bags, it will be a deja vu
In the EU
there is zero border friction you see
So welcome back, and never leave!
Join the EU
But there's one condition vital for success
For our pleasure and for your own good health
The BBC
needs to reboot, only then you might see
a Eurovision victory!