Based on Austria 1968
Karel Gott — Tausend Fenster
Barbecue downstairs, it smells divine
They call my name, but I must decline
My neighbours don't know why
They must think I'm cross, or impolite
Hear my upstairs neighbours torture me
Their sweet young girl dribbling like Kareem
I can't request she'd quit
Cannot ring their bell, door's out of reach
For I'm house-arrested, electronic ankle tag
In a flat that's facing north in Plzeň 1
I just wanted velvet padding for my comfy chair
Now for two years haven't seen the sun
Quality's a must, though hard to find
No junk from Wish, only Czech design
But velvet.cz
Had no prime grade trim, nude girls instead
North Korean bots sneaked in from there
Then unbeknownst, I spread ransomware
Next, SWAT in evening time
Cuff me scared and knelt, suspect of crime
Since then, house-arrested, living hell without a charge
And my tag won't let me doze, it beeps all night
I'd find prison better, least there's human action there
It feels truly Kafka wrote my life