Based on Greece 2002
Michalis Rakintzis — S.A.G.A.P.O.
| They | (they, they, they, they) |
| have no airports, seas or trains | (trains, trains, trains, trains) |
| Their jacks are piqued and lights have chains | (chains, chains, chains, chains, chains) |
| Land of absurd | (land of absurd, so absurd, quite absurd, that’s the word) |
| Say, | (say, say, say, say) |
| how do they afford the fee? | (fee, fee, fee, fee) |
| Eurovision’s not for free. | (free, free, free, free, free) |
| Debt is incurred | (debt is incurred, so I heard, details blurred, bribes preferred) |
| Hey, | (hey, hey) |
| Problem microstate: | |
| S.A.N.M.A.R.I.N.O. | |
| They | (they, they) |
| tend to aggravate | |
| S.A.N.M.A.R.I.N.O. | |
| Lame, | (lame, lame) |
| and yet undeterred: | |
| Jenny B and the Rida of Flo. | |
| Shame | (shame, shame) |
| songs are massive turds | |
| ever since M.I.O.D.I.O. | |
| There | (there, there, there, there) |
| Valentina rents her pad. | (pad, pad, pad, pad) |
| She will sing day and night | (night, fright, night, fright, yikes) |
| fortissimo. | (uh uh oh no, sound of woe, let’s not go, guest no-show) |
| Pain | (pain, pain, pain, pain) |
| Every year it is the same: | (same, same, same, same) |
| Eurovision winning fame | (fame, fame, fame, fame, fame) |
| Has not occurred. | (has not occurred, not occurred, won’t occur, can’t occur) |
| Say, | (na, na) |
| what the future holds? | |
| S.E.R.H.A.T. doesn't know | |
| Che | (che, che) |
| stupido uomo: | |
| A.C.H.I.L.L.E. Lauro | |
| Shame | (shame, shame) |
| they're not Luxembourg, | |
| Coming back soon to have one more go | |
| Can | (can, can) |
| they at last find | |
| una voce per San Marino? | |
| ...No. |