Perverts of the Zodiac

Based on Germany 1999
Sürpriz — Reise nach Jerusalem – Kudüs'e Seyahat

Hello, hello, come and hear about all the perverts of the Zodiac

Sit down, sit down, Mars is on the rise, and the Moon is full of lust tonight
Hurry, hurry, here's some "tea" for you: Venus's in conjunction with Neptune

♈ Aries men are pounders, joy is The Ram in Uranus
♉ Wear something both slutty and red, to titillate a Taurus
♊ Shagging The Twins: a two-in-one
Two-man threesomes, oh my! - You, Gem and I

Sit down, sit down, Mars is on the rise, and the Moon is full of lust tonight
Hurry, hurry, here's some "tea" for you: Venus's in conjunction with Neptune

♋ Just look at Cancer's sign, they love to sixty-nine
♌ Leos devour carcass, on booty meat they dine
♍ Virgos, you'd think are pure and dull - just look at their numbers, y'all
Biggest sluts of all!

Sit down, sit down, Mars is on the rise, and the Moon is full of lust tonight
Hurry, hurry, here's some "tea" for you: Venus's in conjunction with Neptune

♎ Libras love to talk dirty when they fuck
♏ Penetration of the skin, Scorpio's the king of sin
♐ Sags got stellar aim, they'd win any game
Now a sign that's ruled by the cockrings of Saturn
♑ Capricorns are whores, they put the 'horn' in horny
♒ Watersports are fun, when Aquarius' the sign of the sun
♓ Pisces broads are wet, and great in bed

So long, so long, now you know about all the perverts of the Zodiac
Listen, listen, for a lick of coin, we would like to read your "whoroscope"
Haha, haha, would you look at that!? There's perversion in your natal chart!
You are, you are, just the sign we need, to complete an orgy with all twelve
Let us, let us, let us take your hand and then guide you to the promised land
Come on, come on, cum and join the fun with the perverts of the Zodiac