Based on Portugal 1967
You’ll be Azerbaijan’s win number two
Bring us joy and shame those talentless Armenians
Clever staging concepts highlight your flair
Vocal miscues? That’s hallmark of a star
Your majestic show leaves all in awe
Even sounds in tune with backings from Sweden
The bland chorus soars, fans scream out for more
Monotone b flat: pleasant sound to hear
Albanian votes seem out of sorts
What? Treachery from the land of Bushpepa?
Things don’t look so right now that the votes are in
Still at least we’ve beaten those pesky Armenians
Who put Montenegro in semi 2?
There’ll be hell to pay when you get back here
Aisel! Aisel! Aisel! Aisel!