Þorrablót

Based on Cyprus 1986

There's a feast of frost no-one knows
During winter season, at half moon
Colder, but in July/June
You'll miss out, and sleep at higher cost

My friend Helga sent my by post
"Come next year, Elpida, you foodie"
An invitation, goodie!
Packed my coat, left Athens, here I go

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Don't do the Ring Road
Stay in town and skip the northern lights tour
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Eat till you explode
From the buffet stuffed with Þorramatur

Some of the unique offers are
Fat of whale from Húnaþing Vestra
Moistened like days ancestral
With sour milk inside a stuffy jar

There's a slice of jellied sheep's toe
Lamb's blood bread, a haddock's dried spleen and
Hákarl, a shark from Greenland
Left to rot inside a dirty hole

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Boiled head of a goat
Do not let its hollow look disgust you
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Liver mixed with oats
Odour takes a minute to adjust to

Ovine, ovine, ovine testicles
Are still boiling in the kettle, bring them now-now-now-now
All the, all the, all the cats are gone
Well they must be in the cake, I'll eat it now-now-now-now

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Sickness to your throat?
Wash it down with Brennivín, like car fuel
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Also, I must note:
It's okay to cough out swallowed down wool

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"Vile" is a wrong quote
Written by a tasteless Brit, I'm quite sure
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Do it again? Totes
This is the most magical of nætur