Based on Switzerland 1987
Carol Rich — Moitié-moitié
The playground floor is full of rusty nails and broken glass
See-saw goes up, girl tumbles down, and now her head is smashed
Pissing with rain from above
Beneath, it’s flooded with blood
Drag her back to her feet – now her bro's stuck in the mud
Pourquoi I ever took this job? I must have been naïve
Right now I need to get these bastard twins home in one piece
No plan for dinner tonight
Might just have to improvise:
Toast a frozen baguette and give them some of my wine
Au pair, unstimulated
Not fair how much I hate it
Rich shits who employ never cease to annoy
Ma vie, it's far from parfait
Two brats causing me dismay
Every day, it goes wrong
I swear it isn't my fault
Went out again, this time the local spa with heated pool
Boy dived in nude: apparémment it's against all the rules
The lifeguard came to attend
I shoved him in the deep end
Zut alors, their parents were watching from the café!
Au pair, so underrated
No luck, gravely ill-fated
I'm under attack
...what do you mean I'm sacked?!
Quels cons, all self-importance
Just 'cause I killed their tortoise
Leave their château behind
Time to get on with my life
Next stop: Gare de Cornavin
What's that? Voices approaching
“Can we come too, please, ma jolie demoiselle?”
Brat twins, bored with their rich life
Want more action by my side
Turns out being a mess is better than being dull
Soon we'll start new adventures in another canton