Based on Yugoslavia 1987
Novi fosili — Ja sam za ples
I wanna tan, ooh
So need a tan, oh yeah
Went out to Turkey, just brought some sun oil
And nothing much else
For sure you will see me, out in my bikini
In Ölüdeniz
And then in October, just as I remember
The sun fades away, it’s not okay
I may be brown but I can’t wait till May!
Back home in winter, what’s a girl to do?
HP sauce, BBQ and passata too
To mix on skin, ooh
Keep up that tan, oh yeah
But this tan mixture is attracting flies
Plus, I gave a date a horrible surprise
This ‘tan’ won't do, no
No, it won't do, oh no
My skin’s so white *sobs*
Google some flights, oh yeah
January's too cloudy, unacceptably
My melanin’s low
I fly to Canaries, but there it's still rainy
For heaven’s sake, no
It’s clear one must go now a little bit further
For Vitamin D – much further south
Off to Brazil now - Janeiro, olá!
In some favela, been hooked up with man
To buy cheap olive oil, to enhance my tan
He has a van! Ooh!
Soon gonna tan, oh yeah
Why are policemen chasing me on bikes?
Is this oil more than that was just described?
Maybe it’s drugs, whoops
It's heroin? Oh, shit
For trafficking, whoops
Got twenty years, and now
Not gettin' tanned