Based on Malta 1993 (Maltese version)
William Mangion — Issa
Old stiffs
Snatched all our kanty dreams :(
Should we just send L-imħabba again?
Squish more in
Could make it Serving Fufu?
It means “art” and “smashed cassava meal”
Bit vaginey…
Bet they’ll still whinge it’s minge
No matter what kant we send
Wait, here's one
It's deep as a chimney
I can’t put a finger on where they’d object...
PISSFLAPS
That’s just Maltese for “good song”
We kept it tight-lipped
PISSFLAPS
Oh look, they’re calling… every phone…
It leaked in seconds
PISSFLAPS
You’re on loudspeaker
Hope we made a splash?
…
Eat shit.
(That’s Maltese for goodbye.)
They didn’t like it :(
E-mailed fresh guidelines:
“No vaginæ.”
Does that extend to clit?
Legal team say it depends
Caused a flap
Us sticking our tongue in
What if we just fiddle a bit round the edge?
PISS-FLAPS
That’s how you re-write a song
Just put a gash in
PISS-FLAPS
Those freaky perverts can’t still moan
It's Dutch for “fashion”
PISS-FLAPS
Call from Geneva…
The manager’s proffered Serving Trout :/
PIẞ-FLÄPZ?
If it came from Finland
We bet you’d relent
PEACE-FLAPS?
“We’ll let you serve but
Leave the mingeness out”
(Aww…)