Based on France 1960
Jacqueline Boyer — Tom Pillibi
Dom my colleague has yellow teeth – stinky breath, ugly clothing
Dom my colleague has odd physique – six fingers and no toes
Not quite the man you’d want to see – in your bed in the morning
Certainly not the man for me – at least that’s what I thought
Until I saw it – Dom ‘MSc’
For I once obtained that exact same degree
Intelligence is pornography
My eyes are set on – handsome Dom MSc
Dom my chérie has nerdy fads – Japanese hobby horsing
Dom my chérie loves obscure apps – MySpace, in Mandarin
A gal like me should suit him well – I like to read and wonder
A gal like me sure suits him well – I bet we will marry
Since I first saw it – Dom ‘MSc’
His brains have drawn him so much closer to me
The thought of playing crosswords ‘till 3
I pray he likes me – handsome Dom MSc
Dom fantasy makes me feel whole – role play and masochism
Dom fantasy makes me horny – anal, DIY porn
He’s what I want, he’s right for me – intellect lasts forever
He’s what I want, but what I see – hanky code, quel malheur
I keep on falling for the wrong guys
Men disappoint me, feelings not mutual
Though picture perfect, not meant to be
Turns out he prefers masculine to lady