Based on Norway 1997
Tor Endresen — San Francisco
With no more White House soirées, Jill was bored
She opened up a new club for
All leaders’ partners, living and no more
She leads us on a party tour
A new Prince Albert Show is now in full swing
Live on stage he’s stripping
A startled horny Jill spits out her gin
When he shakes his piercing with a grin
Woah-oh… Come be obscene in Jill’s glam disco
Here’s Queen Camilla on a pole
Spins upside down and then drops too low
Jill scrapes Camilla off the floor
(“A doctor’s help is needed!”)
The secret boyfriend of the Pope’s grinding you
A peachy ass with a devil tattoo
A tipsy Jill decides she’s joining in too:
A slutdrop in her blue leatherette suit
Yeah… Of Henry’s six wives, Jill lifts two on string
High above the crowd they scream
The two beheaded wives in bling galore:
A pair of sparkly disco balls
Yeah… yeah… Jill glitters in Evita’s Dance Show
They do a vogue-off full of scorn
Woo-ooh-ooh yeah… Cry for Evita’s frock fiasco:
Her fake tan ran down her Dior
Jill sings Waterloo with a chum:
Who? Who? Who?
The ex of Napoleon, it’s Josephine
She’s been free of him since Eighteen Fifteen
Whose leather whip goes snap-crack?
Telling her gimps to seize the disco?
Michelle Obama, full of force
Wooh-ooh-ooh yeah… Jill, with a growl, says “I don’t think so!”
And shows her judo prowess:
She throws Obama out the door
Whoah yeah!