Based on France 2015
Lisa Angell — N'oubliez pas
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This dug-out trench
Is disgusting
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The Germans shelled my cup noodles at lunch
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The smell of death fills the air
Limbs left everywhere
And there aren’t enough plugs
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I watched my friend get dismembered
As there was nothing else better to watch
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This is a terrible zoo
Was just some archduke
I thought they had an arch duck
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World War, one star
Sub tour sub-par
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Why can’t we be Slovakoczechia?
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World War, one star
Found hole in tsar
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Caught TB
Avoid Best Western Front
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My Pickelhaube seems very small
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One of our olives was someone’s left ball
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I tripped on a small cross
Bad idea to plant lots
They should have just built one big one
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World War, one star
Rubbish death march
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Trench was wet
My boots got caked in mud
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Got lost in poppy maze
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Bayonet was too sharp
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Actors all look the same
Can’t tell king/tsar apart
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Soldiers landing on beach
Ran right through my sandcastle
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I don’t like mustard smell
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Tank got stuck in carpark
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Would you turn down those drums?
Kids are trying to sleep!
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Best to skip World War 1
And just watch 2 and 3
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Battle language was coarse
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All instructions in Morse
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THE WORST BUILDERS IN YPRES
HOUSE LOOKS LIKE IT’S BEEN BOMBED
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Not worth the Deutschmarks